all the while employing some third rate staff in state education, giving your child the benefit of their experience, and you can't sack those either, you will simply have a powerful union down on your head like a ton of bricks, we can all play that game.
And for your info, i worked at a company where i was part of a panel of interviewers Going on the initial CV, many candidates were poorly equipped, educated, and those that got to the interview stage, were more often or not badly dressed, rambling, sometime incoherent and often late for the interview, not a good start for any employee. It was a tough life then for employees, it's tougher still now, and a qualification in media studies doesn't cut it as a reason to get a job, unless you are hard working and actually want to work in the media, journalism or TV, which is very hard to get into.