Caption Please...

[Gromit]

I know I posted one yesterday (and I don't like to over do them) but this seemed like too good a picture to miss. I am sure you creative ABs can think of something funny for this.

[ludwig]

Controversy as latest Damien Hurst sculpture is unveiled in London.

[ludwig]

jake-the-peg takes his annual anti-poppy protest to absurd new levels.

[douglas9401]

Emergency services practice their 'stand around looking inept while an arse makes a fool of us' tactic.

[SlackAlice]

"I farted and this is where I landed, honest officer"

[TheOtherHalf]

Cant think of anything at the mo but thats a great caption photo !!

[Graham-W]

Does my bum look big on this?

[SlackAlice]

It's my day to be a Pigeon

[whiskeryron]

If that's a police dog where's its helmet ?

WR.

[Gromit]

When the little man flashes, you may cross the road!

[shoota]

'Get out of my way you lot, I'm going for a ride. What's that? I've got a what on my helmet...?'

[whiskeryron]

it really didn't feel like that big a job when I started officer.

WR.

[society]

Like this picture I keep coming back to it. :) Nice one Gromit!

Okay officer at least my dangle bits a not showing.

[Bazile]

Officer , i thought i would climb unto the highest point i could , to escape the flood waters

[ludwig]

Policeman A is saying to Policeman B 'We'll toss for it - Heads it's the tazer, tails it's live rounds'.

[Bazile]

Officer , i can see my house from here

[society]

I bet you wish you could see what I'm seeing.

[ludwig]

'We can clearly see the man's nuts' - said passer-by Mavis Oldroyd from Battersea.

[Psybbo]

Just call the whole thing off

[society]

I think better when I am high.

[ludwig]

Policeman A is saying on the radio. 'We've lost the suspect sarge. The sneaky b&stard's given us the slip'.