One day, Miss Smith was giving the class a lesson on grammar.
"I want someone to use the word brilliant, in the same sentence twice"
"My father bought my brilliant mother a brilliant dress", said Little Mary.
"My mother planned a brilliant banquet and turned out brilliantly", said Little Jack.
Then Little Johnny spoke up, "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my dad that she was pregnant. He said, 'Brilliant, just bleedin' brilliant!"