David

[Farriercm]

Oh Dear, David has been stung by a Jelly Fish, Whilst on Holiday,after Ignoring Warnings, hope the jelly fish is Ok.

[douglas9401]

A clear message from a floating voter. :)

[Farriercm]

VERY GOOD Douglas, 10 out of ten for that one.

[Baldric]

Is there some sort of story here that we're missing? something the OP could link to perhaps?

[maggiebee]

Oh douglas, you deserve the best answer for that - great!

[factor-fiction]

What a spineless slimy creature

[maggiebee]

Who Anne, David or the Jellyfish?

[humbersloop]

traditional cure is to pee on the sting..

..form an orderly queue

[factor-fiction]

Anne?
I thought I'd get the joke in before mikey44444 or someone else does

[jno]

come on, Baldric, use your googling skills!

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/2014/apr/18/david-cameron-stung-by-jellyfish

[maggiebee]

Sorry FF, know idea why I put Anne. Brain dead this morning.

[Baldric]

Jno, why, it's not my OP, I shouldn't have to hunt for the story?

[maggiebee]

"No" not "know" see what I mean - duh!

[Baldric]

Maggie, is there something we should know about ff?

[ludwig]

// Another tourist recorded his exact quote: "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" //

I thought the Guardian was supposed to be a serious paper.

[jno]

you don't have to, Baldric, just pass on by... It's not that big a story, really, just one of comico-symbolic interest; but Farriercm's summary says all anyone needs to know about it.

[jno]

the Telegraph has the same sober report, ludwig

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10774509/David-Cameron-stung-by-jellyfish-on-holiday-in-Lanzarote.html

It's important for serious papers to quote politicians correctly and in context.

[Gromit]

He won't be the last Brit to return from a Spanish Island with a nasty rash.

[Gromit]

Holiday destinations

Cameron:
2011 Ibiza
2012 Majorca
2013 Ibiza, Algarve, Cornwall and Scotland
2014 Lanzarote

Miliband:
2011 Montevarchi, Tuscany
2012 Greece
2013 France
2014 Israel (Short Break)

[weecalf]

Weecalf ,nowhere, nowhere ,nowhere and I don't be allowances Gromit am I in the wrong job

[heathfield]

Makes a change from the electorate being stung over electoral manifesto promises.