"You keep your quizzes to yourself you hear me?! I'm not interested in all this mumbo-jumbo. And keep that damn music down, I'm trying to take a nap (at 11:30 am)"
Watch out! Mobile grandma is heading your way!! You won't let silly things like a bad hip at 85 stop you from hanging out at the mall with your grandchildren and your electric cart. Drive, sugar, drive like the wind!
I have vowed to myself that if I reach a certain age I will eat jammy scones with cream every day, so hopefully he will still love me when I'm old and round :-)