What Song Should Our Border Agency Choose To Deter Immigrants Away From The Uk?

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hit-song-la-bestia-about-mexican-death-train-released-by-us-border-agency-to-deter-prospective-migrants-from-making-the-trip-north-9608152.html

[ludwig]

Anything by Phil Collins.

[inksplotter]

I believe that anyone travelling from Ireland to get work should get "I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea"...

[DrFilth]

for those that have gone on a jihad that you do not want back here you could play this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry2td7q5ZMc

[Farriercm]

Cliff Richards, singing Mistletoe and wine,the Landlord of our local used play it on the juke box full blast at closing time ,emptied the pub in seconds ,it never failed.

[Gromit]

Seems rather unpatriotic to tell the world how terrible Britain is. I would instead tell them something a bit more positive...



Little Britain Video:


Lyrics to Little Britain
In this green and pleasant land
We have a dream to understand
In the mountains of the mind
There is a spirit you will find
Just like the angel from above
Sent to deliver words of love
Ancient cross and Zion star
Eastern ways and praise to Jah

This is our land
This is your land
This is our inheritance
To lead you on a merry dance

In the beginning there was light
Shining path and journeys bright
When the nations pray as one
Then will the races all be won
In this green and pleasant land
We have a dream to understand
Open paradises gate
Dance on the land and celebrate

Say no matter what your colour
Your race or your culture
This is our inheritance
To lead you on a merry dance...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plptIdCB8vY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[anotheoldgit]

Some brilliant answers keep them coming.

[anotheoldgit]

These three lines from "I will survive" seem appropriate.

♫ Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome any more ♫

[Graham-W]

I like verse two of the National Anthem.
2. O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

And verse six may become useful in the near future.
6. Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the Queen!

[Svejk]

it'd put me off.

[anotheoldgit]

Svejk

Perhaps that's why not too many choose to settle in Scotland.

[Peter Pedant]

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Oh dear AOG - it is a bit like the continentals laughing at us because we have tea at 4 o'clock.
They are based on narcocorridos - songs glorifying drugs cartels - yes really - are popular in Me-he-co.

and thes best ten - yes really - are here.
http://www.complex.com/music/2012/05/the-10-best-narcocorrido-songs/

it seems a logical step to make one about the death train.

oh by the way
there are 50 000 unaccompanied Hispanic minors 'on the loose' in California
dumped at the border it seems

Lets have a good laugh at them as well while we are at it

[joeluke]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjRRQdnOR-A&feature=kp

[maggiebee]

AOG what a xenophobe. Feel sorry for you, you're scared of your own shadow.

[pixie373]

Not necessarily, maggiebee. Immigration is about numbers not race.

i can't believe i have just seen aog singing "I will Survive". A surreal moment :-)

[tonyav]

10 hours of this should do the job !.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rguoPtzXghM

[grasscarp]

Well this music had the desired effect in Belgium!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2695839/Gypsies-driven-Belgian-town-DJ-playing-Dire-Straits-blast.html

[royfromaus]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3_MfDYVKlg

[Baldric]

Referring to their present performance perhaps

"Walk on By"

would be a good choice!