If you have worse stories than the UKIP ones then you should provide the evidence.
Otherwise it seems like desperation to me.
Let's just summarise, for example, Basildon and East Thurrock and UKIP
1. Kerry Smith selected as candidate but then deselected in favour of UKIP's "prize catch" Natasha Bolter
2. Ms Bolter resigns from the party after alleging inappropriate conduct by party general secretary Roger Bird
3 Someone with a sense of humour puts forward disgraced ex-Tory MP and current UKIP Chairman Neil Hamilton to replace the by now discredited Ms Bolter, but oh dear it looks like Mr Hamilton may have been up to his old tricks again so his nomination is hastily withdrawn and it's all back to square one with Kerry Smith
4 But what's this? Mr Smith's been using racist, homophobic etc language so he then resigns, but only after the party "stood by him"
5 Who's next?
Someone above mentioned sitcoms but you wouldn't dare write a plot like that. If the hand grenades are rolling down the UKIP corridor as the party claims then it is, as Andrew Neil memorably retorted, UKIP themselves that took the pins out.
To use a seasonal expression, UKIP are, from the point of view of us kipper-hunters, the gift that keeps on giving, and with a prospective 650 candidates at the next election, one can only imagine how many more freebies are going to be offered up out of that lot.