And May The Best Man Win

[Baldric]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-30819779

[ludwig]

I hope they include him in the TV debates.

[Jomlett]

Murray lays out his “13-point common sense action plan”, which includes revaluing the pound so it is worth £1.10, introducing national service only for those who don’t want to do it, and locking up the unemployed because “unemployment causes crime”.

He proposes making Alex Salmond first minister for Norwich, “so he can get to understand what being ignored by the rest of the country is really like”, and a “new improved Street Raffle” to determine where children go to school instead of a postcode lottery.

The pub landlord’s foreign policy consists of just one line: “Germany has been too quiet for too long. Just saying.”

[Old_Geezer]

The Free United Kingdom Party ? It sounds as if he is merely splitting the vote. I predict he won't get many votes as if one is truly interested in getting out from under direct foreign influence, then the established anti-EU party is the better bet. Albeit not that much better.

[Baldric]

Well he did kinda kick off the idea of a man with a pint putting the world to rights!

[ludwig]

I like the sound of his policies.

[jno]

how are you supposed to pronounce the party acronym?

[Jomlett]

In his promo video, Al pronounces the initials: F.U.K.P.

[mikey4444]

I shall look forward keenly to this contest ! Perhaps the whole campaign should be sponsored by a brewery !

[Baldric]

Interesting Manifesto

http://thepublandlord.com/

[jno]

remember, some of the Monster Raving Loony manifesto eventually became law, including votes at 18, all-day pub opening and pet passports.

No 99p coin yet, though.

[delboy3]

One of these guys is a comedian...

[ichkeria]

They are both comedians. One of them is good at what he does

[Baldric]

Could this work ?

///• Immigration
Of course the reason they are coming here is because this is the greatest country in the world. The only way to stop them is for a government to change that and make things a whole lot worse. Look no further. However, in the meantime, we brick up the Channel Tunnel. With British bricks. Probably have to get some Poles in to do it. Common sense///

[Old_Geezer]

The government is already on the job, and have got quite good at it over years of experience. In fact as we get more & more overpopulated it'll occur naturally. Trouble is potential immigrants are likely to consider a lower level of quality of life as attractive than those brought up here.

[Svejk]

Great. He'll split the deep-thinking(lol) anti-ukip vote.

[ludwig]

^ well that's the thing. He's only going to be getting votes from people who would have been voting for someone other than UKIP anyway.
He's probably got a tour coming up.

[ichkeria]

I wouldn't be so sure that he'll only get votes from non UKIP people :-)
Not everyone gets the humour ...

[ichkeria]

...he'll probably have people sending him bricks (!)