Is This Request For Total Diversity Boarding On Absolute Ridiculousness?

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/an-allwhite-shakespearean-cast-its-theatre-of-the-absurd-10457383.html

/// Of course, if his cast were to be truly reflective of the period they should all be shorties with no teeth and the pox, and Richard III would have scoliosis of the
spine. ///

[sandyRoe]

And when would we next see a production of 'The Scottish Play' in London if all the players had to come from north of the border?

[douglas9401]

No real problem there Sandy, our overlords have paved a sheep droving trail for easier access to the new Jerusalem so wandering minstrels can now make the journey in days instead of weeks.
Lead time is the key.

The noo.

[Svejk]

Understanding a fecking word they say is the problem.

[douglas9401]

Noo noo Svejk, nae ca' fir sic stereotypical pish. Haud yer lugs oopen an ye'll sin get the hing o it.

We manage it wi thon cockernee wankahs on Eastenders and the chippy lot that used to pollute Brookside Close so dinna fash yersel.

[douglas9401]

^^smiley face^^

[Svejk]

Right you are. ;-/