Peed Off

[naomi24]

'Anti-pee' walls in Hackney will splash offenders

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35120259

Quite a Christmassy depiction I thought. :o)

[Old_Geezer]

Surely one simply chooses not to pee perpendicularly to the wall but at an angle ?
Provides a game of trying to bounce it off onto a passer by.

[pixie374]

I'm sure Amazon will start selling wellies soon that bounce it back again... :-)

[ummmm]

This is where women are Superior to men. We have bigger bladders.....

[pixie374]

And better aim

[mikey4444]

As a chap of a certain age, I can't help feeling that the answer to this problem is not some posh paint but more public toilets !

The French solved this problem, for chap anyway, a long time ago :::

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+pissoirs&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source?%7D&rlz=1I7ADFA_en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiXnfzz8eTJAhXIbxQKHbd8Bu8QsAQIJQ&biw=1024&bih=726

[douglas9401]

Is there any chance that an American company has taken a tin of Thompsons Water Seal, relabelled it and flogged it to the gullible at a price worthy of the illegal arms trade?

[Svejk]

^My thoughts, douglas.

[Svejk]

And as much use as those 'bomb detectors' we sold to Iraq.

[ummmm]

Why can't men hold it in until they get home? It's rare you'll see a woman peeing in the street.

[Svejk]

Drink more?

[ummmm]

Maybe but when I leave a pub I'll spend a penny before I leave.

[tamborine]

Leak on trees & plants, its the Best Fertiliser and environment friendly.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/09/28/human-urine-fertilizer.aspx

[douglas9401]

Perhaps an ancient inborn knowledge that if they squat they'll never get up again when they're that pashed, ummmm.
or
That's why wimmin's shoes now have ridiculous heels and thick soles, fluids run down the legs and are stored in the hollow soles for disposal later. :-)

[Old_Geezer]

I've always managed to get back Umm but it isn;t as easy as oyou make out. I recall one Xmas work colleagues ended the day at the bar before we went home. A number of pints later I too went before I left. I felt a need to go again on the tube. By the time I reached the destination station (with no open toilets) I was busting. I had to walk a mile or two back and do not know how I managed any of those steps home; wishing all the time I was uncouth enough to just find somewhere to go before I really burst my bladder. It can happen, there needs to be more public facilities but it's costly to keep them all staffed to ensure they aren't being abused.

[Mosaic]

I must frequent some very dodgy areas because I've seen women wee in the streets when out on the lash (them not me). This includes downtown Barcelona / Scandinavian woman - I say that because back in the early 60s the streets of the Barrio Gotico were still an open sewer in places. But not as regularly as blokes. And here's the thing - why do they always choose to do it on vertical surface, even when there's a grid / canal / river close by? I think it's an innate desire to mark territory.

[Peter Pedant]

I am at an age where I *** on my feet without the help of an anti pee wall.

and whilst I am at it - - - as someone with past bladder and pelvis surgery, can I ask for more places where you can pee ?

'ere you cant pee here mate..'
moi: my good man do you think I WANT to pee here ? o and I like the cant pee bit - how true
passerby: whaaaa? [ five minutes later - coz I am a slow pee-er see ? )
' you can';t pee here mate'
me: almost done now .....

[Peter Pedant]

Mosaic I was taking a young leddy around Kew on a paradise botanical walk and she dashed into the bushes

and when I said well really you might have waited .....

she said I have just returned from Calcutta and frankly you are lucky I didnt just squat down in the street and hitch up my dress .....

[ubasses]

I can only find an Ausrtralian site but Oxford Street are now putting these out every night. Perhaps other towns need to follow suit.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=oxford+street+mobile+toilets&tbm=isch&imgil=PARsPaVVFrXi2M%253A%253ByDfcglpB6mylmM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.dinkumdunnies.com.au%25252Fnews%25252Faustralias-pop-up-urinals-portable-toilets&source=iu&pf=m&fir=PARsPaVVFrXi2M%253A%252CyDfcglpB6mylmM%252C_&biw=1242&bih=581&;usg=__R96PWKEblMJWsZAPOHckYiocGkU%3D&ved=0ahUKEwiyvpHWheXJAhUJthQKHSyDClcQyjcIcQ&ei=5spzVrKzIYnsUqyGqrgF#imgrc=PARsPaVVFrXi2M%3A&usg=__R96PWKEblMJWsZAPOHckYiocGkU%3D

[naomi24]

She was no 'leddy'.

[Mosaic]

Peter P I recall a similar lack of inhibition among French provincial girls back in the 70s....one simply opening the passenger door of the (parked) car and squatting down - not especially remote or private place either.