Paddy And Mick

[marval]

Paddy and Mick arrive at the local Rugby match and Mick can't find the tickets.

Mick says "Nip home Paddy and see if I left the tickets there."

Paddy says "No problem, Mick."

Half an hour later Paddy returns to Mick who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.

Paddy says "Yes, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."