I live 3 or 4 miles from where this took place, believe me that road is empty at 3am in the morning. We are not talking M6 here. The local traffic police (dubbed the traffic taliban long ago) have previous with this sort of thing, having tazered a sheep in a similar incident. We had a few words about it in the 'local', and conclude, that we expect the helicopter to be deployed with machine guns blazing (similar to the 'Heuys' in the Vietnam war) if ever a cow gets loose.