Most Embarrassing Moment

[Samuraisan]

Last night we had a night out and I have to confess I had too many vinos. As I was waiting for Mr.Sam to get the car out the Parking I was looking at my phone, I can't remember why. Suddenly he called me from the car and I twisted round and fell over my feet. Onto my side. There was a gentleman next to me who helped me up, but sooooo embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't hurt myself much, it felt like I was falling in slow motion. I just hope the man didn't know me, this is a small town. What is your most embarrassing moment ?

[aelmpvw]

most embarrassing moment? that's a daily occurrence for some folk on ab

[petal54]

being vvvv drunk at a ladies night masonic do,with my parents & sister

[Baldric]

Nothing wrong with having the odd Vino or seven!

[Jackdaw33]

I hadn't fastened my belt properly and my trousers suddenly dropped at the bus stop, just as the bus was coming.

[ummmm]

I have fallen over too many times to count.

One time I was up the rock of Gibraltar and a monkey tried to steal my bag. Everyone was looking at me as I was playing tug o war. I won :-)

I was on a coach to the airport. Popped to the toilet and as I was walking back to my seat the driver had to slam his breaks on (not his fault) and I went flying down the aisle. I scraped my arm trying to stop myself falling which didn't work. Started my holiday with a massive black bruise at the top of my arm.

Gosh....there's loads more.

[Prudie]

Leaking onto a velvet restaurant chair when out for dinner at the wrong time of the month. I can't begin to explain how awful that was, and of course I couldn't tell anyone.

[DTCwordfan]

Diving into a swimming pool when I was a teenager, a competition, and my trunks slipped off.......well, the race had to be won.

[ummmm]

I've had my bikini top come off after coming down a water slide.

[grasscarp]

It involved a pair of hold ups that didn't. However, I am not sure anyone noticed. Never forgotten it though.

[Jackdaw33]

When I was a kid I once loudly farted in church. I think my mother was more embarrassed than I was.

[Sammy48]

In the days of pads in a Gossard bra ( bunny ears) we used to call them back in the 80's, I was standing in the queue in the Bank, a man tapped me on the shoulder and said 'I think you have dropped something'. kindly thanking him I stuffed the pads into my handbag feeling quite 'deflated'. lol lol

[MargoTester]

Returning from a holiday to Prague to find it was raining my oh pulled my Mac from the hand luggage. I was just putting it on and a steward swooped down and picked up a pair of my knickers off the floor - help them up and said 'are the yours' Fortunately they were black lace not off white cotton!! I couldn't stop laughing.

[horselady]

When I was a school dinner lady I took some cold sausages home for the dog. Called in the bank on the way home and when I pulled the paying in book out of my bag the sausages came too and flew all over the place, had to scrabble around picking them up, gabbling complete rubbish in my embarrassment.

[HenryOwen]

Hi! I think it's not really that embarrassing at all! I know that you'll manage to cope up and let's hope that the guy won't remember you! My most embarrassing moment would be when I spilled a coffee in front of my workmates because of the joke they made. It was really embarrassing.

[Mamyalynne]

I wish the worst thing I'd ever done was spill coffee, don't worry Henry.

[Peter Pedant]

I forgot someone's wife was dead .....

[Cloverjo]

Ooh, I don't know whether to say this or not. Well, it's in the wee hours, no one is reading.
I meant to pull a tissue out of my pocket and a used condom that I had meant to throw away fell on the floor. I was mortified. There were a few people around and we all just stared at it until I finally managed to move to pick it up and said "oops, how did that get there?"

[murraymints]

clover..I saw that !! lol..omg..what a good one !! wont go past AB ..honest ..well not far..

[Svejk]

Don't think I'll borrow any tissues off clover in future.

Jackdaw33 ///I hadn't fastened my belt properly and my trousers suddenly dropped at the bus stop, just as the bus was coming.///

Did the judge buy that, jd?

[murraymints]

knickers and tucked in skirt holds no credance here..other time was when kick pleat unstitched right to my bum !..