(Song) 'Anything you can say I can say better,
Anything I can say much better than you,
No you can't!
Yes I can!
No you can't!
Yes I can Yes I can'......
T: You're a bum
H: You're a punk
T: You're an old *** on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
H: You scumbag
T: You maggot
H: You cheap lousy faggot
T: Happy Christmas your ***
H: I pray God it's our last