I was going to start by saying it must be awfully quiet in Lancashire if this is what makes the news then read the story and must admit I had a giggle until I read these story headlines underneath
"Police searching for missing Blackburn man, aged 21, find body"
'I'm going to kill you!' - feud erupts between drivers at busy Blackburn junction"
"Police 'extremely worried' about missing Blackburn boy William Cowell"
'No, I'm a virgin' - pensioner asked girl, 13, if he could place his hand down her knickers"
And then wandered what goes through a reporters mind sometimes.