Why Is The This Verminous Waste Of Space Allowed To Eat Better Than Many Elderly, On Benefits At Our Expense?

[Quangoid]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4670854/Charles-Bronson-reveals-gut-busting-Salvador-Diet.html

Surely his diet should be rancid water, mouldy bread and watery gruel?

[ToraToraTora]

our resident FOCS should be along soon to explain that for you!

[hereIam]

FOCS ?

[Quangoid]

Focs?

[Mamyalynne]

We all have wishlists, rarely do we or indeed he get them.

[ToraToraTora]

It applies to many on here but a bit too close to the truth so I cannot tell you or I'll be banned. Perhaps a regular reader may be able to construe sufficient clues to reveal the abbreviation.

[Quangoid]

I'll hazard a guess that "Focs" is a stronger way of calling someone a pc mad muesli crunching, hand wringing lefty?

[Mamyalynne]

I know what it refers to, but can't be bothered to spell it out.

More interested if anyone reads the links they post.

[Jackdaw33]

Are the first three words Friends of Criminal?

[Quangoid]

This is ludicrous!

"The menu includes a breakfast of six bacon rolls, nine sausages and four crumpets on Thursdays and dinner of a 'whole goose, with mash and peas' for Sunday dinner"

48 geese a year! Most of our elderly can't afford 48 grams of goose once a year! What do they give him at xmas? A suckling spit roasted pig with an apple in it's mouth covered in caviar whilst the queen and prime minister fans him with giant palm leaves?

[Mamyalynne]

It would be rather grown up if people who wished to call their fellow AB Members nasty names chose to do so in plain clear English words.

[Mamyalynne]

Quan - read it again - apologies in advance for the block caps...


IT IS HIS WISHLIST.

[Islay]

Its his wishlist!
He does not get this?
Don't you read what you post?
So how is he better off than the elderly?

[ToraToraTora]

....right on cue!

[Mamyalynne]

Grow up for heavens sake.

[Islay]

Do you have something to say to me Tora?

[douglas9401]

I have something to say: Wednesday's down as a liquid only day but he lists 10 Pot Noodles at the end.

Is the man mad?

[Quangoid]

"Monday - 6 fried eggs, toast, 4 crumpets. Whole roast chicken, apple pie and cream. Spanish omelette with chips, beans and cream cake. Fish and chips and fairy cakes.

Tuesday - 12 egg omelette, 2 pints of squash, sausages with mash and swede, 12 cheesecakes. Liver and onion with mash, 3 trifles and ice cream, 20 bags of nuts and 14 pears.

Wednesday - A liquid day - 2 pints of squash, 6 pints of water, tea, coffee, 4 pints of milk, 3 pints of Guinness, 10 Pot Noodles.
Thursday - 6 bacon rolls, 9 sausages, 4 crumpets, T-bone steak with chips, 3 eggs, mushrooms, beans, 4 rolls. 12 bacon rolls and a pot of tea, 4 cheese rolls, 2 ham rolls and French mustard.

Friday - 9 poached eggs, 4 chicken legs, 8 pieces of toast, shepherd's pie with carrots, jam-roly-poly with custard. Beef curry with 10 cans of beer and a tub of ice cream. 6 portions of beans on toast and a box of dates.

Saturday - 3 bowls of porridge, 8 boiled eggs, 3 grapefruits, rump steak mash and peas, 4 pears. Lamb hot pot mash and 6 Manchester tarts. Fish and chips, 3 sausages, tub of ice cream.

Sunday - 10 yoghurts, 3 watermelons, turkey with roast potatoes, cauliflower and carrots. Whole goose with mash and peas, rump steak and chips"

He's allowed alcohol tuesday? Why? I was under the impression that alcohol was illeagle in prisons!

Eddie or nailit with your wealth of combined knowledge from both sides of the fence, could you confirm or deny that this is true and is fine in prison?

[ToraToraTora]

....and 3 pints of guiness, I think I'd reverseo those numbers!

[andy-hughes]

OK, we`ve established that Quangoid`s fervent desire to get all hot under the collar about a perceived injustice meant that he didn;t take the time to actually read the link - and realise that this is, as advised, merely a `wish`list.

So - shall we move on ....

[Mamyalynne]

Algonquin, you are a lost cause.


SO - Yes, he is, you should never liquidise a Pot Noodle it's dangerous.