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All We Need Is Eejit Pranksters!
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What do we think people, 6 months in the slammer to reflect of the "amusement"?
What do we think people, 6 months in the slammer to reflect of the "amusement"?
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Much appreciated to the journalist who then posted a picture of a random guy wearing a balaclava for those of us who don’t know what a balaclava is.
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Much appreciated to the journalist who then posted a picture of a random guy wearing a balaclava for those of us who don’t know what a balaclava is.
^^^ Our local rag also has a policy of trying to find a picture to fit every story (even when they've not got one).
So any news item involving the police shows a standard picture of a copper knocking on a door (in case we've forgotten what coppers look like), anything involving a road accident shows us an unrelated picture of a 'road closed' sign, anything about an incident on a train shows a standard picture of a train (even though they'll use a picture of an electric train at station A, when the incident happened at station B on a non-electrified line) and so on.
Given the quality of the journalism on our local rag though, they're probably employing staff who can't read anything without pictures!
So any news item involving the police shows a standard picture of a copper knocking on a door (in case we've forgotten what coppers look like), anything involving a road accident shows us an unrelated picture of a 'road closed' sign, anything about an incident on a train shows a standard picture of a train (even though they'll use a picture of an electric train at station A, when the incident happened at station B on a non-electrified line) and so on.
Given the quality of the journalism on our local rag though, they're probably employing staff who can't read anything without pictures!
// ^^^ Our local rag also has a policy of trying to find a picture to fit every story (even when they've not got one). //
so that when there is a story about toiilet paper and they dont have a photie - they show someone throwing confetti at a wedding ?
(sorry old thirties joke )
hey what about - man to shop girl - do you sell any soap
girl : toilet soap ? Man - no you damned fool I want it for my face !
another thirties joke
ten usual suspects on AB post side splittingly - wossee saying den ? you dont use toilet soap for de toilet ? and another - 'yeah I'm gonna pick mine out of the pan n all' - _--__-_- ter daah !
The head line all we need is eejit pranksters
I thought free-tee was gonna say: gentlemen and others: I have seen the error of my ways and have determined only to post proper comments wivvart rhyming slang and +@~!! which I realise now are not aids to comprehension
but no! instead the 3T show rolls on! .......... ter daah! ter daaah!!
good morning to you all
so that when there is a story about toiilet paper and they dont have a photie - they show someone throwing confetti at a wedding ?
(sorry old thirties joke )
hey what about - man to shop girl - do you sell any soap
girl : toilet soap ? Man - no you damned fool I want it for my face !
another thirties joke
ten usual suspects on AB post side splittingly - wossee saying den ? you dont use toilet soap for de toilet ? and another - 'yeah I'm gonna pick mine out of the pan n all' - _--__-_- ter daah !
The head line all we need is eejit pranksters
I thought free-tee was gonna say: gentlemen and others: I have seen the error of my ways and have determined only to post proper comments wivvart rhyming slang and +@~!! which I realise now are not aids to comprehension
but no! instead the 3T show rolls on! .......... ter daah! ter daaah!!
good morning to you all
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