On A Cowboys Tombstone..............

[Shaglene]

Written on a cowboys tombstone...........

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.............

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and
has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and does not lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you can end up
dead like me.

[Garaman]

Well it's a grave offence.

[Chipchopper]

Sounds a bit like the golfer, who liked to play around :-)

[marval]

Here lies Fred the dentist, in the biggest cavity he has ever filled.

[Garaman]

Here lies the quiltmaker, six foot down.