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marval | 19:13 Thu 15th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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A woman kept bugging me in town to buy some singing lessons. I have to admit, she had an impressive pitch.

I ate a pixelated brownie yesterday. Only took me one byte.

I am going to be running a ‘football for giants’ league next year. I’ve just been elected president of FIFAFOFUM.

I used to go out with a girl called Arial. I dumped her. She wasn’t my type.

I saw a Nun dressed in a chicken outfit today. She must be in some sort of pecking order.

I read an excellent mystery novel last night. The last few pages were missing.

A little box keeps popping up on the screen. Double glazing or triple glazing. Must be a windows update.

I have just bought a round green jacket with a brown stem. It is an Apple Mac.

When he was six months old, my son used to ride on the London underground all day long. He was a test-tube baby.

My Jewish friend has just started a company that sells high quality dog leads It’s called “Muzzle-tough”
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Some cracking puns there Marvel! Thanks..

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