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Hide And Seek
There is a hide-and-seek game organisation, the president disappeared and hasn’t been found yet.
Someone stole my spine while I was sleeping, but I’ll get my own back.
I am serving very well at my job being a waiter. Although my boss doesn’t appreciate me playing tennis at work.
On my computer I’ve got a picture of my friend dressed in a goalkeeper’s kit, diving about catching monitors. He makes a great screensaver.
I haven’t dated for a while now. It’s no wonder the Society of Archaeologists fired me.
I asked for a battery powered clock in the shop today. When I got it home, I noticed that the man gave me the wrong one. It was a wind up.
I was driving down the road this morning and I could see a few cars ahead that had come to a stop. As I got closer I could see that everybody had got out of their cars and were standing in the road chatting & sharing a flask.
I thought to myself, “How strange”, but then I realised that it was a Tea Junction.
I said to my dog “Roll over boy, roll over” He said “I don’t care I haven’t got a lottery ticket.”
My friend is selling all his Status Quo collection, he has got whatever you want.
I went on holiday to America last year. After driving non-stop south across Colorado and New Mexico you can guess the state I was in.
Someone stole my spine while I was sleeping, but I’ll get my own back.
I am serving very well at my job being a waiter. Although my boss doesn’t appreciate me playing tennis at work.
On my computer I’ve got a picture of my friend dressed in a goalkeeper’s kit, diving about catching monitors. He makes a great screensaver.
I haven’t dated for a while now. It’s no wonder the Society of Archaeologists fired me.
I asked for a battery powered clock in the shop today. When I got it home, I noticed that the man gave me the wrong one. It was a wind up.
I was driving down the road this morning and I could see a few cars ahead that had come to a stop. As I got closer I could see that everybody had got out of their cars and were standing in the road chatting & sharing a flask.
I thought to myself, “How strange”, but then I realised that it was a Tea Junction.
I said to my dog “Roll over boy, roll over” He said “I don’t care I haven’t got a lottery ticket.”
My friend is selling all his Status Quo collection, he has got whatever you want.
I went on holiday to America last year. After driving non-stop south across Colorado and New Mexico you can guess the state I was in.
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this qualifies as useless information.
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On average, 100 people choke to death on Bic or similar ballpoint pens every year.
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Thirty-five percent of ABers and the public at large who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.....now how old is OG?
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Here's some more:
On average, 100 people choke to death on Bic or similar ballpoint pens every year.
On average, ABers and people at large fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of ABers and the public at large who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.....now how old is OG?
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. What crap....
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. And are we surprised, no - it's the fluttering of the eyelids that does it.
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