Okay It Sounds Like A Joke

[weecalf]

A lorry load of carrots crashed last night thank goodness the drive was not seriously hurt but it does sound like the beginning of a joke .so would any of the good people of Answerbank like to fill in the punch line .A lorry load of carrots crashed ......

[Arksided]

... but the drivers ok, he was a turnip.

[mallyh]

the driver is in a vegetative state

[aelmpvw]

... the driver says he swerved to avoid a herd of rabbits

[melv16]

That was a turnip for the books

[melv16]

Was the driver a Swede?

[Togo]

During the clean up, "highway maintenance" employees got in a bit of a stew.

[New Judge]

I cannot really come up with a good line. However, just down the road from me a lorry full of ice cream overturned. The road was coned off for several hours.

[melv16]

A similar thing happened near me, when a lorry load of tortoises crashed into a truck load of terrapins.... It was a turtle disaster...

[emmie]

a lorry load of carrots crashed crashed last night, the suspects were seen hopping away..

[aelmpvw]

a lorry load of nasal inhalers has crashed, police don't expect any serious congestion

[Togo]

Can't beat the Two Ronnies gag. After a lorry carrying a load of onions crashed on the M1 this morning, motorists find themselves looking for a hard shoulder to cry on.

[Togo]

Then again Melv the two ships that collided in the Channel, one carrying blue paint, and the other red, left both crews marooned.

[mallyh]

it really upset the dyslexic pirate

[DTCwordfan]

The police have advised drivers to take care of the stench in the area, following the crashed lorry load of carrots, the cause being Bunny farts.