//nothing to see. move along now.// Talk about burying their heads where they shouldn't be!
Jeremy Corbyn, “Dear Leader” of Old (old)Labour is under increasing pressure to remove his head from his rectum and do something about anti-semitism. Campaigners for Labour Friends of Israel fear the Labour Ayatollahmay not be fully aware of the risks facing his own party from within theenclosed space of his own anal cavity.
Jewish Labour MP Dame Margaret Hodge said: “You can’t follow complex issues like the resignation of Frank Field and Hezbollah’s endorsement of Jeremy with your head inside your backside. “Sure, your own *** is a safe, comforting place to be, but how are you meant to judge the public mood? Unless he’s got a TV up there
too, which would be incredibly painful.”
However a Momentum spokesman, Toadstool, said: “Jeremy’s insertion of his head into his own bunghole just shows how incredibly self-sacrificing and principled he is. Vote Cawbin!”
With the anti-semitism scandal bringing the Labour party
machine to a grinding halt some Labour party members now want a vote on forcibly removing Corbyn’s head with a shoe horn and some Vaseline.