The Pharmacist's Daughter

retrocop | 21:25 Wed 31st Oct 2018 | Jokes

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
> her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
> boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
> the first time.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
> a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
> boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
> about condoms and sex.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
> to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
> pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
> and all.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
> girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
> come on in!"
> * * * * * * * * * *
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
> parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
> head.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
> down.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
> and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
> * * * * * * * * * *
> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
> pharmacist."