Have You Heard The One About

[ChillDoubt]

The 2 nuns with a serious gambling habit?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46515908

The Lord doth move in very mysterious ways!

[rowanwitch]

Do they wear something different the rest of the time.... sorry

[ChillDoubt]

Yeah, masks and bags of swag by the looks of it RW!

[malagabob]

Have you seen who the Monsignor of their church is.

[retrocop]

Seem to have got off reasonably lightly so are not Nuns on the run.

[EDDIE51]

Yes, they seem to have got off with no penalty at all. I wonder if they had a large win , would they have given it to the church?

[jim360]

I guess the church is hoping to come out of this nun the worse for wear, and prays that the sisters will have kicked this habit.

[retrocop]

I reckon these two were on the run from the red caps chill who wanted to be nun combatants.



A soldier ran up to a Nun. Out of breath he asked: "Please, may I hide under your skirt I'll explain later."

The nun accepted his request.

A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked: "Sister have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied: "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. I hope you will understand, "I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said: "I understand completely".

The soldier added: "I hope I am not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied: "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of ballsI don't want to go to Iraq either."

[Baldric]

malagabob @ 08:37, Well spotted . .

/// The monsignor of the church, Michael Meyers ///

[EDDIE51]

They seem to have got away with it ''Scott Free'' no charge , no penalty. I assume that had they won, they would have given the winnings to their Convent?

[Baldric]

Bit of an echo in here ^^^^ ;o)

[emmie]

On Monday, St James' Catholic Church said the nuns had expressed "deep remorse" over their actions, adding that while the police had been informed, no criminal charges would be brought against the pair.

why not is my question...

[retrocop]

Old habits die hard in the R.C. religion emmie.
Being a squeaky clean organisation they like to sweep misdeeds under the carpet and deal in house. Unfortunately for them this is in the media.

[emmie]

seems like with the paedophile priests, one only has to say sorry and that makes it all right....

[jno]

God helps those who help themselves. They seem to have helped themselves to quite a lot.

[hereIam]

retro at 11:06 very funny ...