No, I'm not a Morris dancer myself, Susan. (I've known loads of people who were though. Morris dancing seems to be particularly popular with teachers for some reason!)
The feline foursome are still rather 'cute' but just in a different sort of way. Biscuit is on my knee, playing the 'cute' card, right now.
I loved cricket at school but only the most talented boys got to play it during games lessons. The rest of us had to do athletics instead - boring!
Perhaps you should get Sky, Tony? They might offer you coverage of some unusual sporting events ;-)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/10-sports-you-probably-never-13209188
Alba:
Your mind obviously works in the same weird way as mine does with words. For example, I was eating the contents of a can of hot dogs the other day, straight from the can. I wondered whether I was eating 'cold dogs' or 'cold hot dogs'. If it was the former, I'd be eating something that, according to the dictionary, doesn't exist. If it was the latter, I'd be eating an oxymoron. Is an oxymoron, I wondered, more tasty than a non-existent thing? Can you put mustard on an oxymoron?