You've got it totally wrong about Theland. He's actually Richard Dawkins, whose just having a game with us ;-)
Woodelf is Stevie Wonder.
Why do you assume that our AB celebrities would necessarily retain their gender identities when coming here, Nailit? Far from being a 'female DJ', Mamyalynne is actually Tom Ravenscroft!
Similarly, Dannyk13 is Carol Vorderman.
Sunny-Dave is wine expert Oz Clarke - but so is NoMercy!
TTT is Michael Howard.
Gness is Sinéad O'Connor.
I'm Simon Calder.
Nailit is Stephen Fry.
Waterboatman is Admiral of the Fleet, Lord Boyce.
Caran is Stephanie Cole. (A delightful lady but able to slip into the role of a dragon if required!)