A Cat Is Standing To Be An Mp, His Human Confirms

[wolf63]

Stan could be just what the country needs. I am sure that he can team up with Larry (already living and No. 10), El Gato Corbyn and all the other moggies who work within parliament.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/17/cat-standing-mp-human-confirms-11171103/
:-)

[seekeerz]

Well why not ! Cats in general have more sense than most people - perhaps I'll let Ziggi stand !!

[douglas9401]

Cats do have the major plus of not needing their *** kissed constantly, quite happy to tongue themselves.

[Theland]

A purrrrfect choice. Should give them a good licking.

[Jackdaw33]

Wishful thinking. To stand as an MP you have to be 18 which would make it a very old cat.

[douglas9401]

No problem, it identifies as a 23 year-old.

[Mozz71]

A kitteh Parliament still wouldn't be as self serving as a Tory one.

[Theland]

The Universities and Colleges Authority has just agreed to recognise students self identifying as whatever race they like.
Self identifying gender is already estsblished, so the Moggy can sit next to Jacob Rees Mogg and self identify as his black thirty year old cousin.
When asked a question on anything he can say, " Me? How?)

[Gromit]

Cats are loathsome creatures.
Surly, selfish and vindictive
Should Stan be elected, he will fit in well in the House of Commons.

[david small]

Pussy power, now that would be novel. Oh, but, wait a minute....

[wolf63]

I was woken up by the pest in my Avatar, I fed him and put on my Kindle and saw a post about a Cat standing in the election. I was sure it was 'fake news' but I now discover it is almost true and I posted it. Or was it Frankie?

[waterboatman]

Can't be any worse than some of the muppets we have in parliament at the moment!

[Jackdaw33]

Stranger things have happened, The former mayor of Hartlepool stood as a joke candidate as H'Angus the Monkey(referring to a monkey having been reputedly hanged there as a spy during the Napoleonic wars). Not only did he win but went on to be re-elected a further two times.

[waterboatman]

I read about that.