Captions Please.....

[ToraToraTora]

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[emmie]

Cock of the walk..

[Zacs-Master]

Makes a change from a Pig, David.

[anneasquith]

“ so mr. Chicken how many children do you have “ ?

[vulcan42]

This is a chicken, I'm not.

[aelmpvw]

i googled for a game bird and this is what i got

[retrocop]

We usually have Turkey but with austerity we are all in it together.

[TheChair]

A well-known chicken clutching a domesticated fowl.

[elliemay1]

Not my usual type of bird!

[teacake44]

A load of poppy cock.

[Bazile]

'' Mr Johnson - what came first , the chicken or the egg ? ''

''That's a trick question Mr Neil - I'm not falling for that one ''

[Arksided]

'I'm not crossing the road without the latest tech.'

[tiggerblue10]

Is he auditioning for the role of Alice Cooper: The Musical!

[DTCwordfan]

It's called Jeremy and it's going to be cooked.

[douglas9401]

Utterly fowl.

[Patsy33]

Someone's going to get a roasting...

[DTCwordfan]

Headlines - 'Dominic Cummings to be Strangled'