The Makeover.

[Canary42]

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her
teeth. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well make the most of it.

Afterwards, while crossing the street outside the hospital, she was knocked down and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33
years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?"



God replied: "I didn't recognise you!"

[fiction-factory]

I like that one

[elliemay1]

Nice one!

[Chipchopper]

C'est la vie

[david small]

Good one, Canary...

[DTCwordfan]

very good