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What A Slap Head
With a rampant virus circulating, Kim Jong-un got his play station out and fired two missiles, not sure if he's trying to kill the virus, or he's just bored. :0)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Perhaps the missiles were to spread the antidote that Kim Jon-un (Wrong un?) knocked up this morning from a few bats that he captured with his bare hands, and no help, before he went out and had a round of golf that had 18 hole in ones, and broke the world marathon record again wearing only flip flops.
No I wrote to a bank manager that he was a slap-head
and then having posted it - thought o god he might go all gooby over that one
he didnt
he tended on reflection to agree that refusing to bank a cheque for £250k for a charity was a bad idea from the start
Hey that chief executioner for the iranian Khamanei was 'good;' innit? feverish on camera, now dead and infected 40 iranians MPs on his way out ....
clearly a super spreader
what a slap head
and then having posted it - thought o god he might go all gooby over that one
he didnt
he tended on reflection to agree that refusing to bank a cheque for £250k for a charity was a bad idea from the start
Hey that chief executioner for the iranian Khamanei was 'good;' innit? feverish on camera, now dead and infected 40 iranians MPs on his way out ....
clearly a super spreader
what a slap head