Just How Thick Are People?

[ToraToraTora]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52164358
How can a phone mast have any bearing on the spread of a virus? Morons are out there believing all this pony. Un-effing-believable!

[jno]

or of course it might be God, Theland. Or is he an alien too?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/dup-councillor-blames-coronavirus-abortion-legalisation-sex-marriage-12498274/

[Old_Geezer]

Was God born on Earth ? Probably an alien then (but don't tell those in Yorkshire).

[Gromit]

Coronavirus from 5G, you’d have to be really thick to believe that.

Everyone knows masts give you the shlts not flu.

[Zacs-Master]

We already knew. He’s a dependent of the Eeebaaguhm people of the planet Wetwang

[Zacs-Master]

Descendent. Tut.

[faggy]

Surely that isn't the daftest thing you've heard?

[ToraToraTora]

well it's up there faggy!

[andres]

A few years ago there were scientists warning us of the possible dangers of radiation from mobile phones. Don't hold them too close to your ears, don't keep them in your pockets but put them in your handbag etc. Maybe the people destroying the masts are thinking about the danger that radiation could have on our immune systems.?

[ToraToraTora]

....only the 5g ones? right oh!

[Zacs-Master]

The emergency services use 5g masts to coordinate services so the people who are attacking them are doubly moronic.

[Peter Pedant]

// unless amanda holden is an epidemiologist i wouldn't take too much notice of her//

o god I read this as: Amanda Holden is an epidemiologist so I wouldn't take too much notice of her
and I thought how true how true ! as a scientist no one is gonna listen to HER!

// Un-effing-believable!//
oh,is anyone on AB sometimes prone to the odd non-sequitur ?
[ hur hur hur - he asks coyly trying to keep his face straight ]

an eentsy weentsy lapse in logic that only a Pedant may scout?

try this

Masts are well known to immuno-suppress and allow mild diseases to take hold and KILL !
everyone knows this
therefore : if I burn darn da mast - den my chances of dying from dis corvid killa disease, goes darn !

explained - QED - oops sozza !

[ 50% of AB readership rise up screaming "how cool yes I understand now" and burn darn nearest mast - and THEN complain they have no reception]

[Peter Pedant]

o god someone has said this before and there is no one reading my words ....they are all outside ....

[Peter Pedant]

// or of course it might be God, Theland. Or is he an alien too?//

well he certainly isnt one of us ! ter daah

er I meant God not theland - ter daah again !

[Theland]

The Nazis burned the books, this is the modern equivalent.
How will history remember us?

[poorclare]

Years ago they were blaming the phone mast for giving
people cancer

[Theland]

No I am not God but I can still bless you.

[naomi24]

Theland, if the world is about to end, as you keep telling us it is, there will be no one to remember us.

[Theland]

There could be a slight delay whilst our evil deeds are completed.

[Peter Pedant]

// Years ago they were blaming the phone mast for giving
people cancer//

yeaH And the complaint at the time was that it cost a lot of money to refute a stupid idea that had stuck in people minds

repeated over MMR and nitrous oxide causing miscarriage
people said the money spent burying this sort of stuff cd be better spent doing proper research
( you are talking in millions)

[naomi24]

Drat! And there’s me thinking I’d cheer you up!