What's What

albaqwerty | 22:21 Mon 27th Apr 2020 | Jokes

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Paddy walks into his local butchers and asks for a pound of “what's what”.

The butcher, puzzled by this request, informs the man that they don't sell “what's what”.

So Paddy leaves, only to come back the next day and ask for the same.

The butcher, in a light hearted mood, thinks Paddy is pulling his leg, so he chuckles lightly and informs him that they do not sell “what's what” and sends him on his way once again.

The next day Paddy returns, more determined than ever, and asks for a pound of “what's what”.

The butcher is infuriated, "Stop wasting my time and your own - I've told you before we don't sell “what's what”, nor have we ever heard of it!" he bellows.

"What's that then?" Paddy says quickly, pointing at a random selection of meat.

"What's what?" the butcher replies.

Paddy answers, "Well, I'll have a darned pound of that then."