The Victory in Brexit Celebration Day is long overdue and every true Britisher should be participating in Todays events. I know I will.
11:00 - A flypast of British Airways Sopwith Camels delivering P45s to its now ex ace pilots.
11:02 - Eight minutes silence for the fallen; Theresa May, Michael Heseltine, not forgetting the plucky Oliver Letwin.
11:30 - The making of bunting from yesterdays Daily Mail.
12:00 - The Queen. Repeat of them singing ‘We are the Champions ‘ from LiveAid.
15:00 - Archive footage of his historic rambling, incomprehensible speeches to Parliament, before he has to have a lie down. Yes its classic Rees Mogg for the next 9 hours.
18:00 - Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverend and Right Honourable Marcus Welby, presents Evensong with Michael Ball and the Beverly Sisters.
20:00 - Communal singing of the Bud Flanagan classic, ‘ Who do you think you are kidding Mr Barnier, if you think old England’s done ‘ .
22:00 - The night is rounded off with the drinking of cans of traditional English Beer - Stella (named after Sir Paul’s talented daughter), Kuenssberg Special Brew and San Miguel.