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Tech Support
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine ... I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the eject button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry...
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Tech support: ; Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello.. I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and....
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates..
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer' 'Ive even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.
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Customer: I have problems printing in red..
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support :Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah that one does work..
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer :I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer:' No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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I eventually got a response that said:
When I type in" leave blank" as the password the system rejects it. I have tried both upper and lower case but it doesn't work. Can you please reconfirm that the password is "leave blank" please?
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The entries are old and might refer to things that some users are unfamiliar with such as modems and floppy disks. The one which amused me most, which I can't instantly find, was a person who was complaining bitterly that he couldn't get his PC to work. After some time it emerged that there was a power cut in his building; he was advised to put the PC back in its box and return it as he was too stupid to use it.
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not sure if it's true but hilarious!
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