Trouble At The Sawmill

[Canary42]

Gary and Kevin are two friends working at the local sawmill

One day, Kevin slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Gary quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Kevin to the local hospital.

Next day, Gary goes to the hospital and asks after Kevin. The nurse says, “Oh he’s out in Rehab exercising”. Gary couldn’t believe it, but there’s Kevin out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he’s back at work in the saw mill.

A couple of days go by, and then Kevin slips and severs his leg on another enormous saw.
So Gary puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Kevin off to Hospital.

Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, “He’s out in the Rehab again exercising”. And sure enough, there’s Kevin out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Kevin comes back to work.

But, as usual, within a couple of days he has yet another accident and severs his head.
Wearily Gary puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Kevin to hospital.

Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Kevin is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, “He’s dead.”

Gary is shocked, but not surprised, and says, “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”

“No”, says the nurse, “Some stupid sod put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."

[Spicerack]

V good.

[Ken4155]

:-))

[Buenchico]

LOL, Canary42. That's one of your better ones ;-)

I got my dream job at a guillotine factory. I'll beheading there shortly.

[vulcan42]

A good one, a cut above the rest.

[Spicerack]

Too Lidl, was it? Obviously wasn't a Safeway.

[pixie374]

:-))

[Chipchopper]

I SAW what you did there ;-)

[Patsy33]

Can't say I saw that ending coming!...

[Spicerack]

Don't fret,, patsy.