Charged!

[Tilly2]

What?

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/usb-cable-penis-hospital-stuck-surgery-141354345.html

[Mamyalynne]

Dear goodness, one can only imagine the pain - how sad.

[Tilly2]

I find it unbelievable. It must have been agony to insert.

[MWG14]

I hope he was charged for the treatment he received in hospital.

[Jackdaw33]

I've heard of light-bulbs up the jacksie but this is a new one on me.

[gingejbee]

^Yes, he was charged...5 volts.

[naomi24]

Or guilty as charged even! Bet he’s a bit of a live wire!

[Tilly2]

Someone's going to need a new phone charger!

[wolf63]

Imagine having to tell your mum what you did with the USB charger.

This is why women live longer than men.

[Mamyalynne]

Trust me Wolfie, the fairer sex are not exempt from, shall we say - odd insertions.

[wolf63]

Did you know that the Darwin Awards winners are given mainly to males something like 80+%

[rowanwitch]

That low!

I would have loved to have watched him explain to the triage nurse in A&E

[Togo]

Was he Transphonic?

[Tilly2]

That made me laugh Togo. I'm no longer wincing.:-)

[Togo]

Haha Tills Ta.(Daren't say thanks in case it is "removed") At least it wasn't a scart lead. Ouch. Hope you are well and good.

[CrapAtCryptics]

I bet he felt a bit of a dick.

[tiggerblue10]

Did he miss the USB socket?

[Togo]

He was getting in touch with his inner self Tigger.

[Tilly2]

He's now mobile.

[Ken4155]

^
Yes, by about 2 inches.

[Tilly2]

I wonder what network he was hoping to connect to?