Gully - - ( naming police wont be after me, PP looks around anxiously to see WHO has sneaked this time...) Boris cant afford to look like
No no no-vax Joke-o-vich - er one rule for us ( go out and spread it) and another rule for them ( lock yourselves away)
Crikey - cripes hullo everyone - boom buster Boris here, boom boom. Covid isnt gonna chain me up!
Plants smoochy kiss on willing Beeb fluffy hack from press mob
she murmurs - o Boris, you awful thing, give me a baby
boris whispers..... lets get one thing straight between us: it has to be in private and not on video......