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[ToraToraTora]

Rodders is taking another beating! PMSL!

[ToraToraTora]

Darstardly and Muttley, PMSL!

[Ellipsis]

Live feed from the Commons ...

[Gromit]

You sound like a broken record.

Every week you come on claiming a knockout for Johnson, but anyone watching past first 5 minutes will see Johnson floundering again and again.

Quite simply, you fanboys are a laughing stock.

[ichkeria]

It’s either:

“When is Mr Punch going to resign”

Or

“Would Mr Punch agree with me that he’s looking particular ravishing today”

[Gromit]

I noticed that Johnson repeated the lie that the UK had the fastest growing economy of the G7 countries.

In the third quarter of 2021, which is the last batch of data for every G7 country, the British economy grew by 1.1%, slower than France, Italy, Germany and Canada.

[ToraToraTora]

Gromit: "Every week you come on claiming a knockout for Johnson"
this is my first post on PMQs, probably ever, well I cannot remember the last time I put up a post on PMQs anyway.

[ToraToraTora]

"I noticed that Johnson repeated the lie that the UK had the fastest growing economy of the G7 countries. " - it's not a lie to state a view based on a statistic. You should know you're the master.

[ToraToraTora]

UK is the fastest growing economy over the last year
https://fullfact.org/economy/january-2022-gdp-growth-g7/
it's not a lie to state that. You 5C types really need to seek a cure for your RBID.

[THECORBYLOON]

"this is my first post on PMQs, probably ever, well I cannot remember the last time I put up a post on PMQs anyway."

From last Wednesday, you posted about PMQs,

"With an open goal and the PM on the ground after the latest kicking, Rodders still gets the carp kicked out of him! PMSL! if this is Labour's finest they they ain't getting the keys to no 10 for while yet!"

[ToraToraTora]

gromit, I have searched my questions and I cannot find a single one where I have asked about PMQs in the past so please furnish me with your evidence or withdraw. Your like PP accusing me of posting 5 Brexit questions a day but never has any evidence been forthcoming.

[ichkeria]

It’s a shame few are now probably watching the tributes to Jack Dromey.

Far more uplifting

[Spungle]

That was brilliant- Starmer was like a whining dog, completely floundering, and out of his depth in a puddle- and Boris was absolutely right to hold his feet to the fire about Labour's lamentable record. Glad we have a government getting on with the job of running this country. Thankyou Boris.

[drmorgans]

As Gromit said for the latest 3-month period Bozo's stat isn't true. For the 2-year period the UK was the WORST performing economy of the G6. So what Boris said is sort of true but highly selective. However, Bozo confuses partying with work, boozing in the garden and playing Abba loud.

[ToraToraTora]

"As Gromit said for the latest 3-month period Bozo's stat isn't true" - he was talking about the last year and that was true, end of.

[Spungle]

I would rather a PM who enjoys a party than one who leaves our country wrecked and worse off. "There is no money left"- every single Labour government ever.

[ToraToraTora]

hang on so taking a window of a year is more subjective that taking one of 3 months is it? Right oh!

[ToraToraTora]

Bang on Spungle, BA

[ToraToraTora]

TBH I'm surprised that gulliver didn't ask his usual, "will Boris turn up?" question.

[THECORBYLOON]

You claimed this is your first POST, you did not claim it was your first thread or question.

[ToraToraTora]

Gromit have you found my other threads on PMQs yet?