Drunk Again

[Rondy]

I got home from the pub last night and the wife through a fit at me. "You're drunk again." She wailed.
"I'm not drunk." I replied. "Yes you are you're damn well intoxicated." she insisted. "I am not drunk." I said again.
"Right," She said. "Can you tell the time?"
So at that I walked up to the wall clock and shouted. "I am not bloody drunk."

[brian j john]

I'm not drunk he began to shout.
See that cat coming in has only got one eye .
I said the cat's not coming in
It's going out

[DTCwordfan]

is there a second version of this one.....