Tory Mp Michael Fabricant

[Hymie]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10714249/Nurses-nurses-attack-MP-comparing-PMs-lockdown-breach-quiet-drink-end-shift.html

Is that his real hair, or is he wearing the worst wig ever?

[Buenchico]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46975915

;-)

[andy-hughes]

Mr Fabricant's hair has long been a subject of debate in the House - just not official debate.

I believe he has attested to a 'weave' but denies his hair is actually a full wig.

[tomus42]

It doesn't actually matter whether it's a wig or his actual hair.

Either way, it's ridiculous.

[tonyav]

It's an Irish, Hymie ( or he's gone into competition with Boris ).

[THECORBYLOON]

Mind on reading someone once said about his hair that if it's a wig, he should get a new one and if it's real, he should get a wig.

[tiggerblue10]

It's a bit like an Andy Warhol gone wrong look.

[maggiebee]

Couldn't give two monkeys if it's a wig or not. What does concern me is his comparison of Tory numpties to hard working nurses.

[tomus42]

That's what I mean Corby. He's either got a cuffin awful wig, or a cuffin awful hairstyle.
It matters not which it is. The main point is that it's cuffin awful.

[andy-hughes]

Mr Fabricant, a confirmed bachelor, is popular with his constituents, who keep returning him to Westminster.

(Crass comments about NHS staff still to be processed!!)

[Ellipsis]

There is a Micky Flanagan sketch on YouTube about wigs. I'd be suspended for posting it, but let's just say the last syllable of the sketch matches the last syllable of the MP in question's name.

[sanmac]

"cant"? Surely that's just a contraction of "cannot", minus the ' obviously:)

[Ellipsis]

That's not how his name is pronounced, as I suspect you already knew ...

[gulliver1]

He makes Boris look Normal .....lol

[Deskdiary]

I must admit I haven't been keeping completely up to date on what's happening over "Partygate", but IF what I understand is correct, Boris has been fined because a meeting was interrupted on his birthday to present him with a cake by people working in Downing Street, the "party" lasted 10 minutes, and the cake wasn't even removed from its box.

IF this is correct, then Fabricant is right, isn't he?

How is this any different to Nurses enjoying a cup of tea and a slice of cake together? The Nurses were all working together, the people involved in the "party" were all working together.

[youngmafbog]

To answer the OP.

It's got to be a syrup.

[naomi24]

DD, quite.