Poem (Or Joke)

[maggiebee]

A poem by Mary Woods

THE PARTY
The world is full of Idiots
I think I know them all
Perhaps I should invite them round
And have an idiots’ Ball.

I also know the Wallies
They’ll have an invite too
With Idiots and Wallies together
We’ll have a bloody good do.

But what about the Muppets?
I’ll ask them round as well
With Idiots, Wallies and Muppets
I’ll feel like the Neighbour from Hell.

So I’ll have to ask the Neighbours
To make sure they don’t complain
And if everything turns out well
I’ll invite them all again.