Boris Says There Are Fifty Shades Of Gray

[Peter Pedant]

Boris ( our prime minister silly!) has met Sue Gray. They have discussed her forthcoming report. The report is likely to be critical as fixed penalties have been issued and paid.

The hacks and journos are having a field day and saying the Prime Minister must allay suspicions that he is trying to revise the final wording.

What do Abers ( and Boris supporter are allowed a say: I believe in Free Speech !) think about the idea that when BJ opens his mouth a decent proportion think he will lie ?

[douglas9401]

No no no, not a lie just HIS truth.

I feel another farce coming along.

[sandyRoe]

Who would be surprised? Mendacity is his middle name, or should be.

[1ozzy]

Boris bull shi(r)ts just like everyone.
Including self opinionated ABers.

[Zacs-Master]

Well, you started it, doooogie.

[Peter Pedant]

oh, my opinion is about Boris
my sweet - my most judicious commentator
and not an opinion of myself which from modesty I keep well hidden

[Zacs-Master]

‘The hacks and journos are having a field day and saying the Prime Minister must allay suspicions that he is trying to revise the final wording’

Are they? They might as well ask him to say he wrote the foreword to Mien Kampf.

[1ozzy]

Check out a paint chart, how many shades of grey exist,

[Peter Pedant]

People often say my comments are opaque - how unfair
they just ridicule cruelly innocent mistakes

mien Kampf - fat Boris might ask - is that a type of Chow mien .....that is a struggle to eat?

Downing street twitchers will r3cognised that The gray report has been "Maxwellised". Maxwell and also Howe ( it is like being mauled by a dead sheept) complained that these reports had not right of reply. So THEN they started circulating final drafts so that the accused could say: "outright damned liar - oh that is laying it on thick! what about - he strives to tell the truth the whole time?
and in it goes !

educational today - - innit?

[gulliver1]

It was quite obvious the report was going to be presented to Boris for editing = (Lies to be added)
Before Misleading Parliament and the Public.
....Thats Boris..

[ToraToraTora]

"What do Abers ( and Boris supporter are allowed a say: I believe in Free Speech !) think about the idea that when BJ opens his mouth a decent proportion think he will lie ?"
People keep going on about the PM telling porkies but examples of it seem to be as rare as hens teeth.

[10ClarionSt]

He said he hadn't broken any lockdown rules.

[douglas9401]

AHA! :-)

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2006/feb/23/research.highereducation

[Ellipsis]

There are none so blind as those who will not see ...

[ToraToraTora]

gromit tried to convince me that an unfulfilled intention was a lie the other week. He went a bit quiet when I pointed out that Ally's army intended to win the world cup in 1978.....were they all liars? Of course not. I think the Boris haters need to improve their literacy skills.

[douglas9401]

Do you get repeat fees?

[ToraToraTora]

do you?

[Ellipsis]

There's a difference between lying about things you intend to do, and lying about things you've done.

[Hymie]

Recently there was some Tory MP interviewed on TV (I think it was Dominic Raab, but I could be wrong), he was asked whether Boris was an honest person.

He refused to answer this question, which was a very wise thing to do – any MP stating Boris is an honest person (in an interview), will be presented with a long list of lies he has told – and then be asked again whether they still think he is an honest person.

As a service to those who believe TTT – see this link with more lies from Boris than teeth I have in my mouth.

https://boris-johnson-lies.com/

I should add; that if a colleague of mine was not willing to state that I was an honest person – you could take it as read that they believe me to be a dishonest person.

[tiggerblue10]

I'd rather not have the image of BJ in a borderline soft porn film, thanks!

[ToraToraTora]

Hymie, you keep positing that but there are no lies there and most of it is not Boris anyway.