Is There A Bunker Anywhere Near Whitehall Where...

[sandyRoe]

...a beleaguered chap could gather his wits before his enemies close in on him for the kill?

[Ken4155]

Failing that, maybe a large fridge?

[Hopkirk]

Well done, Ken.

Perhaps a zipwire for escape.

[Peter Pedant]

well yes there is
now you mention it
The Admiralty War rooms just around the corner

Churchill used them

[sandyRoe]

I wish no harm to his good wife, she has a duty to continue to look after the children.
So, who could he get to play Eva Braun?

[FatticusInch]

Nadine Dorries.

[pimplyteen]

One put aside in Ukraine.

[FatticusInch]

That said, I’m sure he would have spent the night in the 10 Downing St wine cellar last night, drowning his sorrows and banned from the marital bed in light of the news that even Carrie questioned Pinchers appointment in 2017.

[Gromit]

https://www.carltonclub.co.uk/

[ichkeria]

I had a near seizure when the new chancellor was announced: “Nadine …”
no “Nadhim …”

Phew

[anneasquith]

All he need do is don a hard hat and a high viz jacket, it’s his usual ‘ hiding gear .

[sanmac]

Surely he must have an Anderson shelter in his back yard in between the fence and the potato plot.

[Barmaid]

I'm surprised he is not off to the Ukraine again. He's probably safer there.

[jno]

they can't hide in the garden any more since the IRA landed a mortar in it

[Hopkirk]

I haven't driven one yet, but from what I hear EVs are surprisingly good to drive.
All the power is there all of the time. No gear changes to get in the way.

[Hopkirk]

Oops, wrong thread.

[Peter Pedant]

// So, who could he get to play Eva Braun?//

well, Mrs Brown of the Brown boys - temp contract
" now den Sorr, what do I have to do?" says she
machine gun will do
dat'll save a lotta trobble....(Mrs Brown)

[Gromit]

// he must have an Anderson shelter in his back yard in between the fence and the potato plot. //

Problem is, he has lost the plot :-)

[FatticusInch]

BA for Gromit!!

(Thought I’d appoint myself as adjudicator today as ToraToraTora appears preoccupied elsewhere, probably playing Margaret Thatcher speeches in his loft).

[Gromit]

Today has been a minor event for Boriski.
A road crash of a day.
Tomorrow it turns into a motorway pile-up.