P M Q’s Today

[FatticusInch]

Or rather the mighty bear looking like Winnie the Pooh had got lost in the Bronx!
What a pathetic spectacle, attacked on all sides by friend and foe alike, bereft of dignity and substance.
It was like watching a pride of lions toying with a lamb, except the lamb was further disadvantaged by being both blind and lame.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62048657#

Not a dry eye in the house! PMSL

[youngmafbog]

Like Brown he will have to be dragged from No10.

No honour, but then he is a green liberal so what do you expect?

[pimplyteen]

Wrecked his government, now continues to wreck the country and its ability to function.

[FatticusInch]

The longer he attempts the pathetic clinging to power the more damage he does to his party.
His own MP’s who were recently only a tad miffed are now vociferous and snarling, they’ve had enough.
His only allies left will be Fabricant and Dorries.
Not much in the way of BFF’s! Lol.

[youngmafbog]

Reckon he's slipping Dorries one. After all when one marries ones mistress a vacancy opens up. Particularly in Johnsons case.

The man has become a complete embarrassment.

[Barmaid]

Apparently, on hearing BoJo say he has a plan, Alan Shelbrooke mouthed "b*****ks" and made a throat slitting sign.

Savage, but true.

[Gromit]

Oi! Fatticusinch!

You have rather rudely jumped in before TTT could come on and say The Liar had beaten Hindsight at PmQs and he was PMSL.

[Peter Pedant]

I agree gromit
WHERE are the usual suspects?
drinking in the Last Chance Saloon perhaps?

I missed TTT's "Look at the Great Boris and his back hand slap to (X), effortlessly explaining he would hang on for fifteen more glorious months, PMSL!!)

[Sqad]

@1302//////Reckon he's slipping Dorries one.////

If he isn't, I would.

[Gromit]

Sqad

So your eye sight and hearing have completely gone?

https://spiritallianceconsulting.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/nadine-dorries-culture-secretary-says-social-media-has-been-hijacked-1024x512.jpg

[FatticusInch]

Sqad
//@1302//////Reckon he's slipping Dorries one.////

If he isn't, I would.//

You mean ‘Fatal Attraction 2: The Fawning’? Lol.

[Sqad]

Gromit.

That will do me just fine........your photograph missing the best part of her.

[Sqad]

Fatti........LOL

Female politicians (most) tern me on, particularly the black ones.

[Sqad]

https://www.gov.uk/government/people/nadine-dorries

Come on Gromit, be fair.

[FatticusInch]

Sqad
//Fatti........LOL

Female politicians (most) tern me on, particularly the black ones//

Maybe a Carry On type film is more here line?
Mad Nad Goes To Med School?
Isn’t she RGN trained anyway? She can help soothe Johnson’s wounds.

[FatticusInch]

Nicked from BBC comments.

Sunak and Javid were right to quit, but wrong to have taken so long to do so. According to these supposedly "honourable" ex-cabinet ministers:

• Lying to the people? Perfectly OK.
• Lying to parliament? Just a mistake.
• Lying to the queen? Necessary to "Get Brexit Done".
• Lying to the police? Who doesn't.
• Lying to them? Unforgivable

[FatticusInch]

A brief précis for anyone who missed the annihilation earlier.

[FatticusInch]

https://news.sky.com/video/share-12646915

[Peter Pedant]

where are the usual suspects?
one was stuck on - where does God get his morals from
and so was too busy to give us the benefit of her wise counsels

and TTT is stuck down the sweet shop PMSL

[maggiebee]

Just read that Cliff Richard had re-released one of his old hits. "Carrie Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

[FatticusInch]

Peter Pedant
//where are the usual suspects?
one was stuck on - where does God get his morals from
and so was too busy to give us the benefit of her wise counsels

and TTT is stuck down the sweet shop PMSL//

One is currently trawling the net trying to find out where Dorries got that blue floaty dress from that she was wearing today(they vie for Johnson’s affection) and the other is not at the sweet shop but probably at Greggs…..because humble pie is less fattening than sweets! PMSL