Wil Boris And Carrie Have To Move Out Of Their Downing Street

[Stargazer]

apartment and if so when will that happen?

[ToraToraTora]

marble arch is near by, that's the site of the old Tyburn tree perhaps they could put them on a cart and take them down there for a good HDQ.

[jno]

perhaps they deliberately chose short-life wallpaper, in anticipation of events like this. You can take it with you

[ToraToraTora]

perhaps we can ask the French if we can borrow a guillotine and chop his head off in Parliament square.

[gness]

No, TTT. Not since you left the EU.

[jno]

HDQs mostly took place in Lincoln's Inn Fields, but I doubt if that would be big enough for the crowds. Is Wembley available?

[ToraToraTora]

what about some of the old ways? Pressing to death was popular in the 17th century.

[douglas9401]

I suspect the paper may be peeling due to the steam rising from what the mighty bear should be doing in the woods but he prefers his own doorstep, apparently.

[jno]

“He let out his home in Oxfordshire because he thought he wouldn’t need it for many years to come and he doesn’t have a house in London. Carrie has a flat in Camberwell but it’s not big enough for four people, two of whom are small children.”

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/07/boris-johnson-next-big-headache-is-finding-somewhere-to-live-says-biographer

[douglas9401]

Now you're just Googling 'ways to execute philanderers and liars'.

Change your search criteria.

[davebro]

Is the Chas I beheading block still available?

[gulliver1]

Get the pair of the Idle gits down the job centre, and make them work for a living and pay tax ,instead of spending it.

[gness]

Enjoyed that article, Jno...but speaking engagements? A man who can't string a sentence together! :-)

[davebro]

//Get the pair of the Idle gits down the job centre, and make them work for a living and pay tax ,instead of spending it.//

Aye - send him down the pit and her to the cotton mill like my mam & dad. That'll teach the uppity swines.

[MONEILL45]

Less Tora Tora Tora more Tara Tara Tara . I hope Dylan gets the job.

[jno]

surely some of the kids could take them in? The oldest (at least the oldest known about) is nearly 30, Can they not take pity on a poor old man in his time of need?

[douglas9401]

He has many rural supporters who could give him digs in Much Fawning On The Gonk.

[jno]

they would like the way he names his children after farm produce: Lara Lettice and Cassia Peaches.

[JDavis]

Some weird contributions on here. Why was stargazer attacked earlier for something he never said? Reminds me of Harry Enfield's Self-righteous Brothers.

[FatticusInch]

ToraToraTora
//he wants them on the street canary, would that not qualify?//

Lol, utterly pathetic! How on earth will they end up ‘on the street’ as you claim?
Whilst Mayor of London he took a ‘second job’ writing a column for the Times at £250,000 a year, a sum he described as ‘chicken feed’.
In all seriousness not even a delusion fool like you believes he’ll end up on the street, bereft of dignity and struggling to feed his offspring (ok, he’ll qualify for 1 out of 3).
It’s diabolical that he will get that amount and probably more, whilst a sycophant like you would have us believe he’s on the breadline.
Your as pathetic as his excuses.
Do keep it up, the laughs have gone nowJohnson is out of power, your ramblings are more than amusing! PMSL

[Mozz71]

Fatti, Tora is clearly overtired and cranky. It must be tough seeing the love of his life fall from grace so spectacularly, go easy on him. Let him have a bottle and good nap and he'll be right as rain in the morning.