Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

[Rondy]

Chav is doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire" He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for million quid.
"Chav, for £1million, who was the great train robber? Was it:
A, Ronnie Barker...
B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...
C, Ronnie Corbett
OR
D, Ronnie Biggs"?

Chav says "I'll take the money please Chris."

Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life-lines left.

Chav replies "I'll just take the money
Chris."

"You don't want to phone a friend?" asks Chris.

"No thanks, I'll just take the money Chris"

"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "Give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen,
Chav goes away with £500,000 however before you go,
you'll obviously want to know what the answer is."

Chav said "No thanks Chris. I knew the answer anyhow."

"You knew it anyway! Are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you mental?"

Chav says, "I might be mental Chris....but I ain't no grass on anyone."

[Ken4155]

:-)

[Patsy33]

Lol!..