The wheels on the bus go round and down,
round and down,
round and down.
The wheels on the bus go round and down,
all over Truss
(Roll hands around each other)
The Reds on the bus go hiss, hiss, hiss;
hiss, hiss, hiss;
hiss, hiss, hiss;.
The Reds on the bus go hiss, hiss, hiss;,
all over Truss.
"Swish" hands in front of you like starmer arm flurries
Hugh Edwards on the bus goes BBC, BBC, BBC;
BBC, BBC, BBC
BBC, BBC, BBC
Hugh Edwards on the bus goes BBC, BBC, BBC,
all about Truss.
(Slap palm in front of you like a mad Welshman)
The No 10 doors on the bus go open and shut;
Open and shut;
Open and shut.
The No 10 doors on the bus go open and shut;
you're leaving now, Truss.
(Push hands back and forth in front of you)
The driver on the bus says "Move on out,
move on out, move on out;"
The driver on the bus says "Move on out",
Ms Truss, you're out..
(Point thumb over your shoulder)
The Tories on the bus say "Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah".
The Tories on the bus say "Wah, wah, wah",
all through the town.
(Rub fists in front of eyes)
The Press on the bus say "Mush, mush, mush;
Mush, mush, mush;
Mush, mush, mush."
The Press on the bus say "Mush, mush, mush"
We've forced Liz out.
(Hold index finger in front of mouth as if saying shhh)
The wheels on the bus go round and down,
round and down,
round and down.
The wheels on the bus go round and down,
'splat' - 'derfunk' - gone, all over Truss
There is no verse for starmer, so inept is he that he can't drive a bus.