Elk And Safety Gone Mad

[douglas9401]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66415545

[Old_Geezer]

Well, no moose is good moose.

[Chipchopper]

Oh deer

[douglas9401]

Incontrovertible proof of the dangers of a moose loose aboot the hoose.

[douglas9401]

Oh, and all next week the theatre's running The Moose Trap.

Think that about covers it.

[wolf63]

They don't make songs like that anymore

[bobbinwales]

Was he performing at a stag do?

[tomus42]

That must be the best headline ever. It even surpasses the classic Freddie Starr ate my hamster.

[retrocop]

Hardly mooseworthy. I never gnu this person.

[William51]

Nasty. What a Moostake to make!.

[Togo]

"Too much moose in his hair? Just don't get caught in the rain dear.

[DTCwordfan]

did he take it to hart?

[DTCwordfan]

this had him and me in stitches, douglas....