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Tories Come Off The Rails
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Good luck you gritty northern lot, now get that red wall sorted.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I think it was a waste of public money. What was the planned outcome? Cut 20 minutes off a Manchester to London journey? Is it really worth all that money just for that?
However, I'm not at all surprised that a Tory govt would do this. This is an insult to the North. Sunak just lost all the red wall seats and more besides.
The Runaway Train (Tory version)
T'was in the year of '23
on that old High Speed 2 line,
When the winter wind was blowin' shrill,
The Tories were froze,
the winds were rough,
the funds they weren’t enough,
And Number 10 came
roaring down the hill.
The runaway train came down
the track and she blew,
The runaway train came down
the track and she blew,
The runaway train came
down the track,
her whistle wide and her throttle back,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
Young Rishi said the train must halt and she blew,
Young Rishi said the train must halt and she blew,
Young Rishi said the train must halt,
he said it was all someone else’s fault,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The fireman said
he rang the bell and she blew,
The fireman said
he rang the bell and she blew,
The fireman said
he rang the bell,
but Rishi said
“he couldn’t tell”,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The Tories got an awful fright and she blew,
The Tories got an awful fright and she blew,
The Tories got an awful fright,
they got so scared they went all white,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The Press all said there'd be a wreck and she blew,
The Press all said there'd be a wreck and she blew,
The Press all said there'd be a wreck and
they felt the chills run down their neck,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The runaway train went over the hill and she blew,
The runaway train went over the hill and she blew,
The runaway train
went off the track
and the last we heard
it was all the fault of Sunak,
'Cos he's Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue.
With acknowledgement and apologies to; Ian J Watts/Mike Wilbury
It would be hard to overstate just what a bad look this is for the Tories north of Birmingham.
Announced in Manchester of all places without any local consultation.
And the BBC knew about it before many ministers including the hapless Michelle Donallan.
Have the conservatives given up? Suella Braverman's speech sounded like a bid to be leader of the opposition, where she can continue to rant from the other benches without actually having to do anything.
Maybe the Tories gave up when they made Lee Anderson chairman: he comes across as a character actor playing Mr Nasty
// Once again it is the south that benefits from the billions already spent. //
i'm not sure that even the south will benefit, unless what's left of the scheme is larger than what MSM are portraying this morning. what the press are saying we're left with, is a shuttle line between Ealing and Aston in Birmingham, with pretty much no useful connections outside that network. anyone using HS2 to travel north of Birmingham will need to take a 20mn walk from Curzon Street to New Street, there to change to a massively overcrowded crosscountry train to Manchester (they already run full and standing end-to-end, all day, every day).
I love jno's answer - there was once a newsppaper headline about 'fog in the Channel - Europe cut off!' wasn't there?
Well, I'm a Northerner. I never wanted HS2 in the 1st place - if it had to happen it should have started in Leeds & gone to Brum.
We sometimes go for a walk along bits of the old Hull to York railway line - axed by Beeching I believe. No direct Hull to Leeds rail-link that I know of.
The main A64 Leeds to York to coast is almost all single carriageway past York (and a lot of it York to Leeds as well) and you end up trapped behind tractors and with huge back-ups where the few miles of dual carriageway end.
Also, what about Newcastle? Should be high-speed Newcastle/Leeds/Brum/London really.
Don't get me started on York/Leeds/Manchester/Liverpool trains -- - massively overcrowded and erratic.
If there are proposals to sort out the East - West links then I don't think the Red Wall will be upset.
Four years ago this December the Conservatives were celebrating an 80 seat majority and Boris Johnson appeared to be the king of all he surveyed politically. Full of Big Ideas and Promises.
I know an 80 seat majority isn't quite the 170 Blair landslide majority of 1997, and there has been the aftermath of Brexit, a pandemic and a war in Europe in the years since, but if you were a schoolteacher marking the last four years there wouldn't be too many A pluses handed out.
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