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I'm thinking about having a bust made...
But I don't want to get ahead of myself...
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Bloke walks into a bar, orders a whisky and says 'I'm celebrating my first ***'....
After he finishes it the barman says 'here..have this on the house to help your celebration'...
Bloke replied 'no thanks...if the first won't get rid of the taste I doubt the second will'.......
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He said he was going to get some root vegetables and use them the library.....there's a turnip for the books.
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Billy: Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential?
Father: You’re my son, Billy, of that I’m confident. Your friend Tommy is also my son. That’s confidential.
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J K Rowling banging on about the 20th Anniversary of Harry Potter.
I don't think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee!
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